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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 06:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Phys.org

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

10 quotes about science’s value to society - Big Think

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I’ve gotten a perm recently. Any product recommendations and ways to keep hair healthy/make it healthier to counteract the damage?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do women change that much more with age?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

What is something you have to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

The Black Hole Universe: New Model Suggests The Big Bang Was Not The Beginning Of Everything - IFLScience

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are so many people getting sick from eating cucumbers? - NBC News

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?

No, not a chance

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Resident Evil 9, Requiem, Announced At Summer Game Fest With Trailer And Release Date - GameSpot

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Call of Duty plagued with issues after Season 4 launch - Windows Central

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why Passing on Palantir Technologies Stock (PLTR) is a Big Mistake - Yahoo Finance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Bank of Japan leaves interest rate unadjusted at 0.5% as expected - FXStreet